when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no
getting notes on a selfie
Supernatural, in which the only way to properly deal with your brother’s death is to drag his corpse home, lay it on the bed and try to sell your soul.
THE ONLY WAY